I’ve been instructed to tell you I’m now connected to Twitter. Although I’m told it’s good that you join I want you to know that it’s not ME twittering. I don’t understand it and don’t want to. I know I said that about the mobile phone (Then they started coming with built in Tetris. Oh for Petes sake, give me one then!). If it sounds like me then it’s probably my cheeky manager Matt pretending it’s me. Apparently it’s so you can get updated with stuff I’m doing INSTANTLY in a short and pithy phrase. I promise if I ever do write anything it will be in Haiku form.

playing somewhere

true, there is a cover charge

a moon glistens

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